Humour

So just to get things started, I’m going to post a few things I’ve learned from my kids recently.  Feel free to blast me with comments about things your kids have said!

  • Cows pee milk
  • You can live on the moon for the rest of your life, but only if you have an air tank with you
  • All boys, when they grow up, are super hairy. And their moms.
  • The Cat in the Hat is real, you know
  • It’s so cold in the North Pole that everyone would freeze to death. Except for Santa, because he’s made of ice. He lives in ice.
  • A harmonica, as described by a 5 year old: singing like cowboys, but without actually singing, and with holes in it.
  • your eyes actually stay open when they’re closed. It’s just that your eyelips are covering them up. (Yes, I meant to say eyelips).

 

What are some of the funny things your kids have told you, or that your kids have said to others (leaving you mortified!)?

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